Juz to let u guyz know.. if u think we play like beginners. Pls think again. We are a team and we play under such conditions... take a look..




Tat's how we play..we slide.. we shoot..we own.. Feel free to challenge us if u wanna SEE how we play.

Why team BLTZ is so good

We've got teamwork

We kick ass

We give u the HEADSHOT

We shoot anything u show out, even ur finger

We nvr give up

We are a band of brothers

U can't shoot us

We understand the term "man beside u"

We die for 1 another

We cooperate

We work as a team

We plan

We strategies

We've got courage

We cover one another

We communicate without even looking at each other

We are accurate

We are fast

We got skills

We are crazy

We dun understand "tired"

We dodge bullets

We are ownage

We own!

We ownsssss!!!!

we ownzzzz!!!!

We are ur worst nightmare




most of all, we dun play like shawn

Stand up comedy- Chris Rock

Some of C.R stand up

People won't understand

After the war, some have asked " why u do it man?? y??". I wouldn't say a god damn word, Y?. They wouldn't understand. They wouldn't understand a thing, they wouldn't understand about the man beside u. That's all there is.

Appreciate others help

People in Malaysia gotta learn how to appreciate help man. Jeez, have u ever help some1 and they give u the INSINCERE sorry?? some dun even say thank u!. I got a term for those kinda ppl "K-A-N-A-S-A-I". I once found this wallet in my class, there was like RM600 inside. Well it was tempting, but I've once lost RM 100 and it was like having painful shits. I then gave it to the office. Hopefully the office is HONEST. Another time, a girl accidentally slip of RM 30, i quickly pick it up and gave it bak to her. She turned and said thank u. Now, tat is polite. Check this out, I've got this fren who found a phone which belongs to my other fren. Now, his name is Bryan. He then gave bak the phone to the rightful owner which is a girl whom coincidentally is a fren which i know very little off. Anyways, tat girl gave tat INSINCERE sorry but not only tat.. SHE WENT AND TALK BEHIND HIS BAK.. and i heard the conversation.. this kinda ppl is wat i call BITCH asshole. WTF MAN, ppl juz helped u and u talk bad behind his bak... FUK U MAN!! If u think she's hot, u're wrong. She is a FUPA (fat upper part area) not only juz FUPA man, it's also FBPA (fat bottom part area),she's juz fat!. if the coll term is on it's last day, and u do tat.. i would juz punch in the face, and brake ur nose!

Resolved, DO NOT HELP BITCHES and KANASAIS

A point in life -pt1

Resolved, you've been there, I've been there. We've all been there. A point in our lifes where we juz say "Man, I've only my life is juz like him/her" or "Man, i wish i was him/her". Screw that, wake up. Dun lie to yourself, be yourself, ain't no problem being urself. Whatever others say or how ever they look, juz dun give a shit. Dun be envy, live ur life.

Towel issue

Some have asked me "Y do u keep changing ur towel everytime u bath". Now, the word changing can be in many forms. Firstly, i keep using new towels everytime i bath, not to say new as in juz BOUGHT it. I meant new as in, it's clean and juz been washed and dried. So basically, after each time i bath i would put the towel into the washing machine. The second question, "Aren't u clean after u bath, so tat makes the towel still clean as well?(not to mean like forever it's clean)". Ok, there is some logic in it, but look in my point of view. After i bath i would be wet, i would use the towel to wipe my face first, then my hair ,then my body. If i were to use that towel again, i find that it's the same as taking ur own lolly-pop and wiping it all around ur FACE (IN UR FACE!). Ain't it? it's like u wipe ur own dick with it and the next time u use it ,u gonna wipe it on ur face.

words

everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are a
mothafucka they can be great,Or they can degrate, or even worse they can teach hate

To learn is not to blame

Yo yo yo,ppl in this world keep blaming their teachers when they can't learn. I keep hearing "urghhh, tat teacher is so boring.". " wat kinda teacher la.." etc. Take a look at me, i've been through shitty, tough, crazy teachers. Getting my books thrown to the floor,got smack in the face,got kicked out of class, seeing my books ripped apart, books thrown bak to me. I've even been through a teacher where she still teach even though the WHOLE class slept, every single one of us slept... and here u are.. complaining. STFU man. Wanna study? wanna learn? IT'S ALL IN YOU. Alright, i admit it, i use to blame my teachers too but i learnt it the hard way to nvr blame ur teachers. So nex time, juz sit there and shut up and think about it b4 u even start complaining.

My so called FRIEND

I know this dude, who's a friend of mine. He has a dick but talks like a pussy. Starts a sentence with HAHA and ends it with HAHA. It ain't juz haha, it's like a girls haha. He likes being a chuckle house, high sort of thing. Now, i don't mean high as in drugs high. Wat i mean is, those hehe haha keke (girlish style) sort of high. 1 thing i can nvr understand him is that, he can go and look for his shorty which is MILES away but he can't look for his frens which stay like a CENTIMETER away. WAT IN THE WORLD??? Besides, he keeps saying "You think i don't wanna find u all 1 meh??". If i were to reply that, i would say "yea..". It's obvious ain't it..

(No offense, but it juz ain't banging cause i knew u for 9 years and u still do not know wat frenship is)

Dane cook- vicious circle(the whole episode)

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One night stand

stand up comedy

Seems like a lot Malaysians DO NOT know wat is stand up comedy. So from now on , i would post up some stand up comedy vids.

Dane cook-the movies part 1





Dane cook- the movies part 2




some parts which got cut out of vid 1 and 2 are in here



If u love dane cook jokes then do go and download his shows. Only bits and pieces are shown in youtube.

the world that runs on average grade ppl

shout out

Some ppl in the coll, really pisses me off. Walk, talk and act like some gangsta shit. Read the word "ACT". Man gotta call my mobster and show them the real deal man. this is ain't hill billy know some music. FUK this ppl. They can take their white ass back across 8 mile to the trailer park. They talk like their parents jerk'em. The whole crowd dun look suspicious, it's all dudes there except for those bitches(gangsta wannabe i was talking bout). They look like fuking worm with grave. Rookies, lookies, how can those dicks be pussies?. Their fking mind got them gassed up. Those guys are gangsta? Take a real look at my place, come to my town n i'll show u who's boss. My motto, fuk lotto, i get the seven digits from ur motha for a dollar tomorrow.

Scary day

Aight, this really freaked me out tat day. Mei chun sat on my car boot. Notice the word "ON". I drove slow since it was dangerous for her to sit on the car. After a couple of minutes, she started to spank my car and i could hear loud noise of her hitting my car, i then looked into my mirror and the first thing i saw was a COP. I was like "o..lord, help me here". All the thoughts of them questioning me starts to shoot through my brain, at most is tat they would suspend my license and tat is like real bad shit, but guess wat.. the cop juz shouted ' BODOH!' and juz drove away. My eyes were O.O

badminton for Malaysia

Among all the singles players, i only support this 7 players. If u ask me, y am i a malaysian n i do not support Malaysia? It's bekoz i'm sick of some badminton players from Malaysia except for Chong Wei. I'm even sick of some players whom are not in the national squad.To tell u the truth, some State players here in Malaysia suck balls, they suck so bad till they gotta use their mouth to show what's their worth in badminton and not the racket. Those whom I'm talking about are arrogant, useless and they can't study. Which then later on makes them a looser. Can't play and dun wanna study.. How ignorant is tat. Showing off their arrogance at a young age, when the time comes they would beg u for work instead. Pfft.

How to be a MALAYSIAN

It is simply easy to be a typical MALAYSIAN. It's easy, juz follow the simple instructions and u could be 1.

Steps:-
1) Use "la" in ur conversation
eg- Tat's my car la.
2) Use "one" in ur conversation
eg- Tat pencil is my one la.
3) DO NOT say thank you after a service, instead give them the 'dun ever come bak bitch' stare
4) Drive like a moron
5) There is no "line/queue up" in ur dictionary
6) Throw garbage(eg, bottle) out of ur car window and let it blow the windscreen of the car behind urs.
7) Piss like rain is falling(like a penis with Parkinson) (this step is for the boys)
8) Shout "fuck u" like it's the coolest word on earth.
9) Think tat u have the best driving skills ever, tat could even take out ur own life.
10) Horn when u are pissed off instead of it's proper use. (Go google it up, if u dunno it's proper use)
11) Talk while ur mouth is full. The harder u try to talk, the better. Let all the ingredients out.
12) Raise ur car audio till max, so tat it could blow out ur own ears.
13) Lastly, be a selfish moron

Complete these 13 simple steps and u are on ur way to be a great malaysian.

A girl in my mind

I can't stop thinking bout her yo. My bras would know who i am thinking of. Private yo, dun ask, dun tell. She's driving me crazy man. It's like every inch of me is bruised (not tat i broke up). I juz fell in love with her.

The famous teh o'ice limau

Teh o' ice limau. 1 of my standard everyday drink. I use to be drinking it everyday. It is juz so nice tat i drink it everyday for like 4 years. As days go by, i drink more and more. For today, the minimum is already 4 cups.

blabing out

Have u ever known a person who always thinks tat watever they think is right?? pathetic ain't it? Right now at this moment when those ppl who are reading this post aren't gonna know tat they are this kinda ppl. Instead, they are gonna say "i'm the smartest and watever i think isn't wrong" FUK U!!! u spoil ppl lives and make them hate u. Think wat u wanna think, by the time u know it.. no1 is gonna be around u no more cause u are juz an IGNORAMUS. (This is juz a pissed of post on those kinda ppl)

Paintball ownage

well, we owned like the usual. No other words to explained juz pure victory.

my lovely egg tarts

Went to "pasar malam" today. I was REALLY REALLY frustrated ,depressed and disappointed. One of the egg tarts i love is GONE!!! for me.. it's like a world class egg tart. U've seen those egg tarts where it looks like plastic rite? it's a kinda trend rite now. The egg tart tat i love in the pasar malam looks real(as in they are made using pure eggs and no other shit colouring) and taste DELISH aight.. REAL delish. Now tat it's gone for bout 3 weeks!! i've been searching for it for 3 weeks, and it will nvr be there again :(

To shoot is To game

this coming saturday is PAINTBALL TIME!! Team BLTZ is on the role but without the whole team this time..
Yo, sut if u reading this.. i think our team got some posing prob in this pic.

Getting swept out of Maths class

This ain't the first time yo. Getting in the class and the first sentence i hear is "U are sooo late, u can't enter my class" . Man, dun get this wrong yo. I really wanna enter her class although i was late. U could sense by seeing tat i was LATE but i still wanna GO. If didn't wanna go to her class, i wouldn't even be giving a damn. How could my maths teacher not sense tat???? Aight aight, u might not understand wat's going on and u might be saying WTF? rite now.. Ok, i have sleepness nights but not all the time and in order to sleep i have to wait till late at nite say bout 2 am. I would then wake up late the next day cause i slept late. I then rush to college and usually her lessons are in the first period. I would then be late. It's sort of my fault for being late but i REALLY DO WANNA ENTER HER CLASS but she juz wouldn't let me.. GRRR!!!!

New chapter in my life: New term in school:Same old fuked up things

Ye, the new term juz started. The 3rd, last and final term of my college life. The new term juz started and the college still suck as usual. First day i came bak:
1) Toilet still smells like 1000 year old pee, could be smelt even in the corridor yo.
2) My id card still can't be read.
3) No air-conditioning in some of the class.
4) Fking jam in the corridors.
5) Total all those up= FUK UP COLLEGE